FINDING COFFEE
by Dr. Lawrence Wilson
© February 2026, LD Wilson Consultants, Inc.
All information in this article is for educational purposes only. It is not for the diagnosis, treatment, prescription or cure of any disease or health condition.
Contents
I. Introduction
II. How The Thugs Steal Coffee
III. Detection Methods
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I. INTRODUCTION
A serious problem with coffee enemas, and actually using coffee in any way, is that the aliens, thugs, crap, rogues or satans steal most of the coffee. This prevents the coffee from doing its job of healing the body, protecting the person from the thugs, and causing development.
This article is a research report on methods we are using to find the coffee in the body. We realize one must have a security team to carry out the following observations and removal procedure. However, many people have such a team and this article is for them.
II. HOW THE THUGS STEAL COFFEE
The methods we know about are:
THE COFFEE WORMS
These are tiny worms that they beam inside of people. The worms bite into blood vessels and organs and set up tiny tubes. The worms then suck coffee out of blood vessels and perhaps out of organs, as well.
The worms are very difficult to see. They often look like arteries and other blood vessels. Once the coffee is in the worms, they beam it out of the body.
MACHINES (THE HALOS)
These are tiny parabolic dishes with a tiny creature inside that are basically tractor beams. They are tuned to the frequency of coffee and can attract coffee to themselves. They store the coffee in small tanks. The thugs later beam the coffee out of the person.
The thugs also have larger machines that are outside the body that can attract some of a person's coffee.
THE BLOCKS
The thugs can also tie off arteries supplying various body organs to prevent coffee from going to those areas. They are basically tiny clamps that they put on arteries.
A favorite trick is to block the portal system. This system moves blood, nutrients and coffee if you do enemas, from the colon to the liver. This prevents the coffee from being absorbed into the body.
THE CLOAKS
To make things even more difficult to see, the thugs can fill a person with electronic cloaks so that one cannot see the coffee worms or the coffee-stealing machines.
III. DETECTION METHODS
We are using the following methods:
ELEVATING THE HIPS
Placing two boat cushions or standard orange life jackets under one's hips one on top of the other elevates the hips about 8 inches. For some reason this makes it easier to see the coffee worms and coffee-stealing machines.
MASSAGE MACHINE ON CERTAIN SPOTS
We use an electric massage machine (Thumper Mini-Pro or Thumper sport) on the following points. For some reason, this helps us see the coffee worms and other equipment.
- Hands – base of the fingers, especially the second, third, fourth and fifth fingers.
- Feet – base of the toes, especially the second, third, fourth and fifth toes.
- Penis – the top, middle of the penis shows us more coffee equipment. Also, a point between the testicles, about halfway down the testicles, is helpful, as well.
- Solar plexus – 2 spots, one just above the other
- Heart area
- Back of the head, area of the sixth energy center, in the middle and at times on the sides of the head near the back.
THEN WHAT TO DO
Once our team finds the coffee worms or tanks or tractor beams, they shoot them with a laser weapon to open them and release the coffee. We also need to learn how to kill the worms.
ANOTHER RECOVERY METHOD
One may be able to rewind and recover some coffee this way. There is already a little rewinding of reality going on on earth. One may be able to enhance this by putting the inside of the middle thumb joint against the head of an electric massage machine.
ROLE OF COFFEE
As I put in more and more coffee twice each day it appears the thugs are having more trouble putting in the worms to steal coffee.
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