COFFEE ENEMAS FOR CHILDREN
by Dr. Lawrence Wilson
© May 2026, LD Wilson Consultants, Inc.
All information in this article is for educational purposes only. It is not for the diagnosis, treatment, prescription or cure of any disease or health condition.
CONTENTS
I. Introduction
II. The Procedure
III. Cautions, Trouble-shooting And Combinations
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Coffee enemas can be of great benefit to children! They are extremely healing, can help a child relax, are easy to do, and help protect children from attacks by the aliens, thugs, rogues or satans.
Safety. Coffee enemas for children are extremely safe. In the book, A Cancer Therapy – Results Of 50 Cases, Max Gerson, MD reports on a case of a two-year-old boy who did three to four coffee enemas each day for about three years and was healed of cancer. We have recommended coffee enemas for children for forty years and have never had a report of problems.
II. PROCEDURE
UPDATE 5/26 - THE SIX STEPS OF A COFFEE ENEMA
Due to thug or satan interference, doing coffee enemas is not as simple as just putting in coffee and relaxing for twenty minutes. In fact, that is just the first of six steps needed for success:
Step 1. Implant the coffee in the rectum. For best results, use plenty of coffee, drink water before the enema and eat a little almond butter before the enema.
Step 2. Once coffee is inside, one needs to find the coffee. The thugs quickly steal some or even most of it. They lock it up in worms, witches, and tanks. They may beam it out of the body. For details, read Finding Coffee.
Step 3. Once coffee tanks have been located, the body's souls or creatures must shoot holes in the worms or tanks to release the coffee, kill the worms to release the coffee, or rewind the body to release the coffee. The souls and creatures may need training to do this.
I use another method. It is to move a massage machine around the body. This releases some coffee.
Step 4. Once the coffee is released, which takes me 10-20 minutes at times, one must clean it up because coffee today is all somewhat toxic. To do this, one must produce some jing. This is a special energy that attracts special souls who clean up certain chemicals. For details, read The Jing Procedure.
Step 5. The liver tickle. This step might not be needed for everyone. However, when I do coffee enemas, the coffee quickly becomes toxic. It starts picking up toxins from other people, from animals, from plants and elsewhere. So I have to help the liver. I do this using two methods:
a) Give the liver a tickle. This seems to work. We use a massage machine on the thighs, legs, toes, fingers, liver meridian or on the liver itself to do this and it works well.
b) Liver Detox methods. I use these while sitting on the toilet when I expel the coffee. For details, read Liver Detoxification.
Step 6. Even if you do all the above steps, the coffee is somehow blocked from forming the coffee stages and coffee layers in the body that are essential for health and protection from the thugs.
As a result, I have to do procedures for causing the stages and layers. Two methods are: 1) I go to a supermarket and stand in front of nuts, usually. They tell me they help out.
The second is a home method. I use a bidet toilet attachment or a massage machine. I aim the water spray on the tailbone area of the body. This is far down your back, in the back of the pelvic area. It seems to work. To understand the coffee stages, read The Stages Of Coffee Accumulation.
We know this sounds like a lot of trouble, and it is tedious, but we hope to learn simpler methods.
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General suggestions. Use less coffee than for an adult, based on a child's weight. A child who weighs about half that of an adult needs about half or a little more coffee as does an adult.
Talk softly to the child about what is going to occur and stay very relaxed and happy. Have a clock or timer handy to time the enema.
Bowel movements. If possible, have the child have a bowel movement just before doing the enema to clean out the colon. This is not necessary, but makes it easier to hold the enema.
FANTASIES
These can help a lot! Here are a few:
1. Taking your temperature
2. The cleanup (a real happy cleaning)
3. Going to the healer (not the doctor)
4. Time with God
5. The warm-up with the red light (red heat lamp)
6. For some older children, they might like the adult Coffee Fantasies.
EXTRAS
- Always include prayer, thanking God for everything and asking what shall we do today.
- Always include shining one or more red heat lamps on the child during the enema. All need this procedure.
- Also, try to rub the feet or hands during the enema procedure. It can feel very good and everyone needs it.
- Many children have not been washed with enough real pine tar soap. They need a warm wash.
- Many children need real, loving hugs. Just be careful, ask, and do it gently and lightly and ask if it good.
- Other procedures – such as the spinal twist, pops and pulls, and pull down. Others are worm removal, vaginal or penis coffee, peroxide, and genital bath.
- The tickle – massage with a hand or using a massage machine. Just be careful, no sexy, keep it simple and fun.
- It helps a lot to smile and make it fun!
- ALWAYS GO SLOW AND GENTLE
CHOICES
Always give a child many choices. The more choices the child has, the more cooperation you will get. If possible, also have the child help you get everything ready. Here are the questions to ask:
- What prayer shall we say today.
- What music shall we play while doing the enema? We recommend gentle, happy, fun music.
- Would the child like a quick plain water enema first to clean out the colon?
- . Where shall we do the enema(s)? It can be on the bathroom floor, especially at first, or it could be in bed on a towel with an old shower curtain or rubber sheet underneath?
- What body position would he or she like? Some children prefer to lie down on their stomach rather than on their back or side.
- What would he or she like to wear? A tee shirt is good and many girls like wearing a simple dress.
- What shall we use to lubricate the enema tip? Choices are thick soap, hand cream, shaving cream, vaseline, K-Y Jelly, or some kind of cooking oil. One could also try butter or cream.
- If you have several different enema tips or colored towels, ask the child which ones to use.
- Optional - Ask if the child wants to check the temperature of the coffee by putting a finger in it or with a thermometer.
- What extras are we going to do during the enema? Options are the combinations listed at the end of this article such as rubbing the feet, or it could even be the child's favorite television program or a school lesson.
PROCEDURE FOR CHILDREN AGES ONE TO ABOUT FOUR
Prepare a small enema based on the child's weight and size. You can look for a small enema tip, though an adult-sized enema tip will usually work. Have a small towel handy to help hold in the enema. Be sure to put a finger in the coffee to check the temperature, or use a thermometer.
Lay the enema bag or bucket next to the child. Lubricate the enema tip well and very gently insert it in the rectum. Twist it gently back and forth as you insert it and be sure it goes in straight up from the legs toward the head. Never force it in. Just go slow! Ask the child often if all is okay.
When the tip is fully in, open the clamp on the enema tube and gently lift up the enema bag or bucket at least two feet above the child so the coffee starts flowing in. Keep talking to the child.
Tell the child when all the coffee is in and to hold it if he or she can. Place and hold fairly tightly a small cloth or towel over the anal opening to help retain the enema.
Keep talking and keep track of the time. After twenty minutes either have the child get up and go to the toilet to expel the coffee if he or she thinks they can hold it in until they get to the toilet OR have the child turn over onto a bed pan and expel the enema into the bed pan.
Rub the abdomen to get all the coffee out.
PROCEDURE FOR CHILDREN FIVE OR OLDER
Older children can do more themselves and may prefer it. They can usually do a coffee enema the same way as an adult. They can lie on their back or side. The parent can help them learn to do the enema themselves by showing them how you do it.
FINISHING UP
When done expelling the coffee, wipe the anal area, if you used a bed pan, dump it into the toilet and clean up the area and the equipment.
Be sure to drink a big glass of water after the enema. This is very important. Also, taking a shower after the enema is very excellent.
III. CAUTIONS, TROUBLE-SHOOTING AND COMBINATIONS
Temperature. Be sure the coffee temperature and quantity is comfortable.
Shaky. If a child seems shaky after the enema, this may be okay. If it seems excessive, next time reduce the amount of coffee a little. It should be a fairly comfortable experience.
Holding the enema. If a child cannot hold the enema for more than a few minutes, start with less coffee, less water, or plan to do two or three short enemas back-to-back to get in enough coffee. For best results, make this a daily routine or ritual.
For children who are ill. An enema will reduce fever and is a very safe way to reduce fever – much better than drugs. An enema is also excellent for most any acute illness – colds, flu, infections, headaches, stomach aches and much more.
Excellent combination - rub feet and hands. An excellent combination is to firmly rub the feet and/or hands. This can be done while waiting for the coffee to be absorbed, or before the enema to relax, or after.
Excellent combination – red heat lamp. Clamp a reddish heat lamp to a chair or shelf nearby and shine it on the child while doing the enema.
Excellent combination – the spinal twist. Lie on the back. Gently lift one leg straight up while the other remains on the floor or bed. Now gently swing the raised leg across the other leg and move the toes to the floor or bed. Repeat with the other leg.
Excellent combination – finger exercises. Clasp the hands, interlocking the fingers palms facing each other. Now twist the hands 1) up and down, 2) side to side and 3) in and out. One may feel a few pops and clicks and this is very good.
Now separate the hands and repeat the procedure, except interlock the fingers with the backs of the hands facing each other. Once again, twist the fingers 1) back and forth, 2) up and down and 3) in and out. One may feel a few pops and clicks and this is very good.
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